WELCOME TO SKULLCRUSHER MOUNTAIN
By Christine Pope
Illustrations: Joanne Renaud
Author’s Note: This novella was inspired by Jonathan Coulton’s amazing mad-scientist-in-love song, “Skullcrusher Mountain.” Jonathan Coulton releases all his material under an Attribution/Non-Commercial Creative Commons license, which makes fan-derived works like this one possible.
VII
Theophilus turned over carefully. He [...]

WELCOME TO SKULLCRUSHER MOUNTAIN
By Christine Pope
Illustrations: Joanne Renaud
Author’s Note: This novella was inspired by Jonathan Coulton’s amazing mad-scientist-in-love song, “Skullcrusher Mountain.” Jonathan Coulton releases all his material under an Attribution/Non-Commercial Creative Commons license, which makes fan-derived works like this one possible.
VI
Somebody ought to nominate you for an [...]

WELCOME TO SKULLCRUSHER MOUNTAIN
By Christine Pope
Illustrations: Joanne Renaud
Author’s Note: This novella was inspired by Jonathan Coulton’s amazing mad-scientist-in-love song, “Skullcrusher Mountain.” Jonathan Coulton releases all his material under an Attribution/Non-Commercial Creative Commons license, which makes fan-derived works like this one possible.
V
Jenna curled herself back up into the hideous flocked [...]

WELCOME TO SKULLCRUSHER MOUNTAIN
By Christine Pope
Illustrations: Joanne Renaud
Author’s Note: This novella was inspired by Jonathan Coulton’s amazing mad-scientist-in-love song, “Skullcrusher Mountain.” Jonathan Coulton releases all his material under an Attribution/Non-Commercial Creative Commons license, which makes fan-derived works like this one possible.
IV
What a fool he was. He’d thought to impress her with [...]

WELCOME TO SKULLCRUSHER MOUNTAIN
By Christine Pope
Illustrations: Joanne Renaud
Author’s Note: This novella was inspired by Jonathan Coulton’s amazing mad-scientist-in-love song, “Skullcrusher Mountain.” Jonathan Coulton releases all his material under an Attribution/Non-Commercial Creative Commons license, which makes fan-derived works like this one possible.

III
Jenna opened her eyes. She stared up at the dark hangings overhead [...]

WELCOME TO SKULLCRUSHER MOUNTAIN
By Christine Pope
Illustrations: Joanne Renaud
Author’s Note: This novella was inspired by Jonathan Coulton’s amazing mad-scientist-in-love song, “Skullcrusher Mountain.” Jonathan Coulton releases all his material under an Attribution/Non-Commercial Creative Commons license, which makes fan-derived works like this one possible.
II
Somehow she managed to survive the dinner. Actually, the food was very good, [...]

WELCOME TO SKULLCRUSHER MOUNTAIN
By Christine Pope
Illustrations: Joanne Renaud
Author’s Note: This novella was inspired by Jonathan Coulton’s amazing mad-scientist-in-love song, “Skullcrusher Mountain.” Jonathan Coulton releases all his material under an Attribution/Non-Commercial Creative Commons license, which makes fan-derived works like this one possible.
I
Of all the ways Jenna Masterson had thought her day might end, none had [...]